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General Category => FUN AND GAMES => Laughter is the best medicine => Topic started by: Samrc on August 08, 2008, 10:03:39 AM

Title: TELL A JOKE...an email that cracked you up...
Post by: hidden on August 08, 2008, 10:03:39 AM

Ok  How about a thread to make people laugh?

I have two short sillies that I just have to share.  They both gave me a giggle. 
We'll start off with my favorite Knock Knock:


Knock Knock
   
   Who's there?

Repeat.

   Repeat Who?

Who.  Who.  Who. 

 rofl  rofl rofl




One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. 'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your Front lawn?' 
'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale.'
RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE
 rofl

Title: Re: TELL A JOKE...an email that cracked you up...
Post by: hidden on August 16, 2010, 08:20:55 PM

I found this online and cracked up.  Ok...been on the web  WAY too long tonight! 


Thanks to Jasontimmer for posting the original.   


We went to get some cold, refreshing beverages after a vigorous tennis match. We placed our order

and drove to the window. When I got there, the cashier said, "$4.04".

I replied, "Not found?"

The cashier looked at me like I was an f*ing alien. My girlfriend looked at me like I was a f*ing idiot.

I laughed and handed over the money.